Haven't got a quote for you today, instead, a great scene from a mistake of a film!

Burgess Meredith in Rocky 5

Yeah Baby!!!

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that, that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?"

- DR. EVIL (Mike Myers) in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

Freedom

"...That they may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom." Braveheart (1995)

Everyone loves raymond

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." ~ Knocked Up (2007) 

Ace

“Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear”, 

Ace Ventura Pet Detective, (1994) (Jim Carrey)

Hello

"Say 'hello' to my little friend." 

 from Scarface (1983)

Good morning

"Good morning...Oh, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"
The Truman Show (1998)

The Blues

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.’
The Blues Brothers

Welcome to the new blog

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley 
with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out 
collecting for the Red Cross. 

-- Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry, 1971)